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Oi vey. [Jan. 7th, 2006|12:07 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

_anomalie_
I cannot stop laughing at the pic of Peter.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2005|06:48 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

_anomalie_
Ursula got in a fistfight at the rally and spent the night in jail. Just thought I'd let you guys know.
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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2005|08:52 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

_anomalie_
I'm thinking of creating another character: a teenage boy named Barnaby Humperdink, a student in one of Babette's classes who is hot for teacher. He finds her lj and starts leaving obnoxious posts.

Something like "Hey Ms. Beaverhausen. You looked really hot today. Why don't you come over to my place, and see what an energetic younger man could do for you? Oh, and I forgot what pages we were supposed to read tonight. Was it 35-57?"
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I thought I'd post this on here. (Chris is awesome.) [Oct. 28th, 2005|08:30 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

_anomalie_
[Current Mood |jubilantjubilant]

Ayatollah
Birthdate: 6-09-1972
Work - Sewage Treatment Plant (secretary)
Mother - ??
Friends - Juan (bartender), Beth, Sam, Peony (Dykes With Bikes), Earle (manages the market)
Acquaintances - Dr. Fingarden (former Psychiatrist), Peter (drunk yuppie, blond hair),
Co-workers - Earl Simmons (Boss), Carla (temp),
Intimate partners - Tiffany Fingarden (Psychiatrists daughter), Jeena (an ex), Huyen Vo (ex from college, now straight), Peter? (drunk yuppie, not sure if she had sex with him),
Kelly Micheals (ex, bad breakup, now single and interested in getting back together)
Hangouts - Juan's Tavern, Farmer's Market
Pets - N/A
Interests:10: bowling, cheese, chess, friday nights, harleys, hot chicks, patent leather, spankings, strap-ons, whiskey.

Ursula
Birthdate: 5-29-1969
Work - DMV (administers driving tests) Farmer's Market (sells store-bought salsa to yuppies on Saturday)
Mother - Maria. Multiple husbands, gambler. Former flamenco dancer
Friends - Earle (manages the market)
Acquaintances - Steve (Gay Biker For Jesus, Terrence's partner), Barbara (Terrence's mother), Jane (new tattoo artist at Tattoo You), Augustus (neighbor, in a feud with), Abraham aka. Hammy (latest step-father, Lawyer let go for bilking clients)
Co-workers - Tom (registration window, good at crossword puzzles, English degree),
Intimate partners - Terrence (ex-husband, out of the closet), Dan Park aka. Dan the Man, Han Sub Li, Mike Sun, Tim Yamaguchi, Charlie Kim, George Wong, Yoshi Morimoto (Counterfeiter and Identity thief)
Hangouts - Tattoo You
Pets - Marcy (cat), Rusty (Labrador, no longer has him, Terrence has custody)
Interests:16: big-box stores, bikers for jesus, cardigans, cat-eye sunglasses, dmv, facial hair, farmer's markets, gay bikers, motorcycles, online bridge, pie, red hair dye, salsa, socks, tattoos, teal.

Babette
Birthdate: 10-27-1969
Work - Our Lady of Perpetual Shillelaghs (teaches religion there), Farmer's Market (Sells pies), Soup Kitchen
Mother - Parisian upbringing, Semi-professional ballet dancer, Heroin user
Friends - Earle (manages the market)
Acquaintances - Father Justin Corneille (has a crush on him, sisters think he may feel the same way)
Co-workers - ??
Intimate partners - Gary ('nis the size of a kielbasa)
Hangouts - Church, Wednesday night bible study
Pets - N/A (allergic to cats)
Interests:10: ballet, bowling, cat-eye sunglasses, goodwill stores, haltertops, lingerie, pie, pink, religion, rockabilly.
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(no subject) [Sep. 30th, 2005|11:33 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

u_beaverhausen
[Current Mood |ecstaticecstatic]

I'm so happy!
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2005|09:41 am]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

b_beaverhausen
Pfft...none of the pie or none of the "medication"?
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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2005|11:34 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

u_beaverhausen
I can't believe you didn't share none of it with me!
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2005|02:32 am]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

b_beaverhausen
I only took a little. Sheesh, I swear, that man must weigh his "medication" daily. Seems like he'd be a little more lenient, seeing as how I brought him a pie that same day.
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Not again. [Sep. 8th, 2005|11:26 pm]
Fake Life with Fake Pics

u_beaverhausen
Dad's lost his "arthritis meds" again. He thinks one of us stole them again... It wasn't me this time, so which one of ya gaffed em?
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